Joe

Oh my Joseph, oh my Joseph...!! MY SUGAR PIE BEAR! This year has been one for the books in regard to my littlest big man, J!! He is SUCH a hoot and makes me smile and laugh every single day!! I want to kiss his cheeks off!!! He's a big kindergartner now, and I still can't believe my eyes (and heart)!! A few little quotes and memories below solidify my little man's hysteria and how he keeps our family laughing!!

Well, the biggest memory from this year rings out the "penis..." Yes, you heard me right. Penis. Joseph's penis apparently tells him what to do and when to do it. Thus, you can't blame him for any mishaps, misunderstandings, bad behavior or bad decisions. It was "his penis who told him to do it who is also his boss and the king." 

Joseph talking to a girl he thinks is “hot” (he’s 4).

Me: what could you do to make her feel good about herself? Maybe tell her she has a pretty lunch box? Or pretty backpack?

Joe: or I could tackle her!

Me: or tell her she has pretty shoes

Joe: no, I should tackle her!

Lost two teeth in ONE week!!